Pickup lines:

292 Pickup lines

1. That shirt looks very becoming on you....of course if I were on you IÕd be coming too.
2. If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me...Please??!!
3. If I could rearrange the alphabet, IÕd put U and I together.
4. Are your legs tired? Because you'Õve been running through my mind all day.
5. Is your father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes!
6. Are you from Tennessee? Because youÕre the only ten I see!
7. That dress looks nice....Of course, itÕd look even better crumpled up in the corner of my room.
8. Are you lost maÕam? Because heavenÕs a long way from here.
9. Pardon me, is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I keep seeing myself in your pants.
10. Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap and weÕll talk about the first thing that pops up!?
11. Would you like to have breakfast tomorrow? Should I nudge you or call you? 
12. (Check femaleÕs shirt tag)....Just as I thought, made in heaven!
13. Were your parents Greek gods? Because it takes two gods to make a goddess.
14. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
15. Nice to meet you, IÕm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
16. Your name is Sandra, huh? Can I call you Sandy? Really, what time?
17. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
18. Have you seen (any movie)? Would you like to?
19. My face is leaving in 10 minutes... are you gonna be on it or not?
20. Screw me if IÕm wrong, but isnÕt your name Gretchen?
21. Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
22. If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
23. IÕm new in town, could I get directions to your place?
24. Miss, if youÕve lost your virginity, could I have the box it came in?
25. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come talk to you!
26. Do you sleep on your front? Do you mind if I do?
27. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? 
28. Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No, huh...So you want to go somewhere and talk?
29. ThatÕs a nice shirt...could I talk you out of it?
30. (Female at the copy machine) Reproducing, eh? Mind if I help?
31. That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
32. Hey baby, you want to see something swell? 
33. Hi, IÕm conducting a feel test to see how many women here have pierced nipples....
34. Are you religious? Cause IÕm the answer to all your prayers!
35. I love every bone in your body...especially mine. 
36. (With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
37. Pardon me, are you in heat?!
38. Are you O.K.? Because heavenÕs a long fall from here.
39. You know, I never was to good at math...like if I put you and I together, IÕd get 69.
40. You have pretty eyeballs. Of course theyÕd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
41. You know the more I drink, the prettier you get! 
42. Can I borrow a quarter? Cause my mom told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams. 
43. Was it love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
44. YouÕre good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square?
45. Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!
46. Your face or mine?
47. Hey, hereÕs the word for the day: legs. Whatdya say we go upstairs and spread the word?!
48. Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
49. Hey Baby! IÕd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag!
50. Hey Baby! IÕd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
51. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? 
52. Make a calling card that says.....Smile if you want to sleep with me! Then watch your victim try to hold back her smile. 
53. Hi, my nameÕs (_____), how do you like me so far?
54. Why donÕt you sit on my lap and weÕll get things straight between the two of us.
55. Hey baby! Wanna go get some pizza and screw? What you donÕt like pizza?
56. She: (to passing man) Do you have the time? Him: Do you have the energy? 
57. Bond. James Bond.
58. You know, IÕd really love to screw your brains out, but it appears someone has already beat me to it. 
59. You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book. So, whatÕs one more?
60. Her: What do you think of this (dress, sweater, blouse, etc.) Him: I like nothing better.
61. Walk up to a lady at a social gathering (party, club, etc.) and simply ask, Ņare you ready to go home now?
62. You know, IÕd give you a piece of my mind, but IÕve got more of something else.
63. At the dinner table, if you eat together, pick up the bread and ask, ŅWanna roll?Ó
64. You know, youÕve got the prettiest teeth IÕve ever dreamed of coming across. 
65. ThatÕs a really nice smile youÕve got, shame thatÕs not all you are wearing.
66. Think you can dance in those shoes?
67. OK, you can stand next to me as long as you donÕt talk about the heat.
68. Ask girl if she likes jewelry. Then grab your nuts and say, ŅThen suck this, itÕs a gem!Ó
69. YouÕre ŌNo ParkingÕ right? Just trying to guess your sign.
70. Why donÕt you surprise your roommate/parents and not go home tonight?
71. Good looking waitress pouring a drink: Say when!  Guy: As soon as I finish this drink.
72. Lie down. I think I love you. 
73. WhatÕs a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
74. I can sense that youÕre a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
75. If I werenÕt so romantic, IÕd shoot you.
76. My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love. 
77. My friend and I have a bet that you wonÕt take off you blouse in a public place.
78. Can you believe that just a few hours ago weÕd never even been to bed together?
79. I know a great way to burn off the calories from that pastry you just ate. 
80. Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
81. Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?
83. Stand back, IÕm a doctor! You go get an ambulance and IÕll loosen her clothes.
84. If itÕs true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
85. I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
86. Hey baby, wanna play carnival? ThatÕs where you sit on my face and I guess your age and
weight.
87. You: Tickle your ass with a feather? Her: What?! You: I said Ō Particular nice weather?Õ!
88. Hey baby, wanna play train conductor? OK. You sit on my face and IÕll Chew, chew, chew!
(choo!)
89. Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and IÕll throw you my meat.
90. Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, letÕs go on a
picnic and find out!
91. Oh, youÕre a bird watcher....(Whip out your unit and ask) Well, would you take this for a
swallow?
92. Stand back, IÕm a police officer! You go call for backup and IÕll frisk her!
93. Do you have a library card? Good, cause I wanna check you out!
94. Your warm eyes melt the iciness of my heart.
95. (At church during a sermon) (Put your arm around your gal...) Honey, I donÕt know where he is....(motioning to the preacher) but I do know IÕm here with you. 
96. Baby, you look better and better each day...and tonight, you look like tomorrow!
97. HereÕs a quarter....call your roomateand tell her you wonÕt be coming home tonight!
98. Hey baby, you smell, letÕs take a shower together!
99. Baby, you with those curves and me with no brakes! Mmmmm!
100. Hey baby, whatdya say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?!? 
101. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
102. Can I borrow a quarter? [why?] Cuz I wanna call your mom and thank her!
103. YouÕre so hot, you melt the plastic in my underwear!
104. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take/eat what I want!
105. LetÕs go back to my place and do the things IÕll tell everyone we did anyway!
106. My name is ______. Just remember that, so youÕll know what to scream later.
107. Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
108. Can I flirt with you?
109. Your daddy must have been a baker, cuz you sure have a nice set of buns!
110. [Checking her shirt tag] Just making sure you were the right size!
111. (Grab her butt...) Pardon me, is this seat taken?
112. Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?
113. Can I have directions? (to where?) To your heart!
114. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
115. So....how am I doin?
116. How bout you and me go back to my place and get you out of those wet clothes?
117. (Tapping your leg) You just think this is my leg. 
118. You know what would look good on you? Me!
119. Excuse me, but IÕm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
120. Go up to a girl in a bar, and slip your arm around her, and say, ŅHi Kate!Ó
She says, ŅIÕm not Kate!Ó And you say, as your hand slips a little lower, ŅBut you sure feel like her!Ó
121. She: Gee, I really enjoyed myself tonight!
He: Me too. Maybe we could let our bodies enjoy each other sometime!
122. Pardon me, I was just about to go home and masturbate, and I was wondering if you would
mind if I fantasized about you?
123. IÕve had a pretty bad day, and it usually makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
124. Overheard in a computer lab: Just because our computers are incompatible doesnÕt mean we are!
125. Hey baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
126. Hey, didnÕt we go to different schools together?
127. You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
128. Would you like Gin and plantonic, or would you prefer Scotch and sofa?
129. WhatÕs your favorite position on extramarital sex?
130. I'm really sorry about Al. It was a lovely funeral. You look ravishing in black, did you know that? What you need now is a nice backrub. Are the straps too tight, darling? How tragic. How very, very tragic.
131. Hello, Susie. Your mom couldn't make it this afternoon, she asked me to pick you up and take you home. My, what a pretty dress.
132. Excuse me, do you live around here often?
133. I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade!
134. I've got an itch honey. Lower. Lower. In. Out.
135. IÕm on fire baby, can I run through your sprinkler?
136. Sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?
137. I have only three months to live...
138. Hey baby, whatÕs your sign? All you can eat?
139. Hi! IÕm Big Brother, and IÕve been watching you!
140. Where have you been all my life?
141. In the produce department: ŅHow can you tell if these things are ripe?Ó
142. Hey, werenÕt you Miss Virginia last year?
143. DonÕt worry about it. Nothing that youÕve ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that weÕre together. 
144. I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
145. Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz youÕre dope.
146. Hey baby, can I tickle your belly-button from the inside?
147. If I follow you home, will you keep me?
148. Hey, donÕt I know you? Yeah, youÕre the girl with the beautiful smil
149. Go up to a girl and tell her she has nice legs....then ask would she mind if you named them.
She says ok, and you say ok this one is Thanksgiving and that one is Christmas.....would you mind if I visited between the holidays?
150. Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
151. Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
152. As she'Õs leaving....Hey arenÕt you forgetting something? She: WhatMe!
153. Have you run into any trees lately? Then how bout a root!
154. Hey baby, you wanna fu*k or should I apologize?
155. If you want me, don't shake me, or wake me, just take me.
156. Want to see my stamp collection?
157. Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
158. Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is 'no') , OK then, can we just practice?
159. Excuse me, you have some lipstick on your tooth, mind if I lick it off?
160. Do you know how to use a whip?
161. Do you wash your panties with Windex? Cuz I keep seeing myself in them.
162. Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!
v 163. How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
164. Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
165. You: Hi, wanna f**k? Her: No! Me: Mind lying down while I have one?
166. Baby, I'm an American Express lover....you shouldn't go home without me!
167. Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
168. Excuse me, maam, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
169. You: I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. You: Well then, please start.
170. I've got the ship, you've got the harbor...what say we tie up for the night?
171. Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five.
172. Wanna go halves in a baby?
173. You: I hear you like to sing. Her: Yeah... You: (Whip out your pud) Well, then step up to the mike!
174. Pardon me, what pickup line works best with you?
175. Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
176. Can I see your tan lines?
177. I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there.
178. Beauty is only a light switch away...
179. If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
180. Do you have a map? I just get lost in your eyes.
181. Do you have a boyfriend? Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.
182. I'll bet you 10 bucks I could get all your clothes off in 30 seconds...
183. I was sitting here holding this cigarrete and I realized I'd rather be holding you.
184. If your parents hadn't met I'd be very a very unhappy man right now!
185. Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! D'ya wanna do lunch?
186. Hey baby, sit on my face and let me get to 'nose' you better!
187. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
189. Motion your finger for girl to come over to you, when she gets there say, I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with TWO!
190. Hey baby, are you a glover? NO? Well, I am, wanna wear me?
191. I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
192. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
193. Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
194. Stand still so I can pick you up!
195. Hi, we're taking a survey and I need your phone number. If you give it to me, I'll call you and tell you the results.
196. I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
197. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
198. Do you like music?(Yes) Good, I've got a great stereo in my car!
199. Are you looking for Mr. Right, or Mr. Right Now?
200. Man: (beckons woman with finger) Woman:(Approaches man)
Man: Do you always cum when someone fingers you? 
201. Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
202. Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
203. Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
204. Pardon me, but are those stretch marks around your mouth?
205. Do you want to hear a joke that'll make you laugh your tits off?.. Oh, you've already heard it..
206. I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat?
207. Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?
208. I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
209. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
210. Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.
211. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
212. Go up to a girl at a bar or a dance and ask her "do you want a f**k(wait for a second gaugeing her reaction) and then say ...ing drink.
213. Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?"
She says no. Then wink.
214.Wasn't I supposed to eat you somewhere?
215. Excuse me do fries come with that shake?
216. I'd spend money on you I haven't even made.
217. I would give you more money than a show dog could jump over.
218. Baby, you look good coming AND going!
219. I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
220. I can't decide if you are a better person than you are a woman or you are a better woman than you are a person.
221. So...Do you f**k, or do I owe you an apology?
222. Well hello there! How you screwin; glad to eat ya!
223. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
224. Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers?
No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
225. If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
226. He: You look like my third wife.
She: Oh, how many time have you been married? He: Twice.
227. Take an icecube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"
228. I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
229. I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
230. You know what I like about you? My arms.
231. What did you say? Oh, I thought you were talking to me.
232. So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?
233. You make my software turn to hardware!
234. As long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.
235. Was you father an alien? No, why? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
236. Hey baby, How would you like to join me in some math? We'll add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!
237. Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
238. Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!
239. Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
240. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
241. You must be a hell of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the room
242. There are 256 bones in the human body. How'd ya like one more? 
243. As the sun illuminates the moon and the stars, so let us illumin each other.
244. Are you going places or just being taken?
245. If god made anything prettier, I hope he kept it for himself.
246. I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours?
247. Gee Girl, your eyes remind me of cresent wrenches, every time I look into them my nuts
tighten!
248. Hey baby I want to take you to Hawii.To the island of "comona, wanna, lay ya!
249. If you have a fake leg (or if you don't), rub hers and if she says anything say "I'm sorry, I thought that was my leg.
250. Baby, if you were a flower, I would pick you!
251. Baby, you're so fine, you're my 9.9...
252. Hey, I just noticed you looking at me across the room. I'll give a minute to catch your breath!
253. What's the best thing to come out of a penis? the wrinkles!
254. Hey baby, is your name Gillete? Cuz you're the best a man can get!
255. You know, I have a romantic side....let's go back to my room and see how long it takes you to find out!
256. Girl, you must be a tater tot, cuz you're Orida!
257. (As they walk past) Why don't you come back here and fall in love with me!
258. Girl, you've got more curves than a back-country road!
259. Baby, you're hotter than Georgia asphalt on a summer day!
260. Hey baby, will it bother you if I sleep in the nude?
261. Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
262. She: You're so sweet...  He: Well, it's easy to be sweet when you're talking to sugar!
263. Hi, my name's coffee, cuz I'll keep you up all night!
264. Hey baby, you look like you need a one-way ticket on the roly-poly express ride of love!
265. I saw your picture in the dictionary today, it was under KABAAM!
266. I hope you don't mind me giving you this rose, but, I just had to show it how you beautiful you are...
267. Write a small note, at the end write: "Believe me when I say that my heart cries out to you and if kisses could be sent in writing you would be reading this letter with your lips.
268. She: I can't wait to get home and jump into bed!  He: Need somebody to break your fall?
269. Honey, you're just like a rifle, one cock and you blow. 
270. Hey baby, I can do things that would make Madonna blush.
271. Would you like to see some jewels, they've been in my family for years?
272. Baby, you're just like a pie, you give everyone a piece.
273. Would you like coffee, tea, or me?
274. I'm just like the Energizer bunny. I keep going and going.
275. Hey, could you pick that up ?
She says "pick what up?"
My heart, it just fell at your feet.
276. If the sky was made of paper and the oceans made of ink, I still wouldn't have enough space to describe how beautiful I think you are.
277. My name's Snickers, cuz I'll really satisfy you.
278. While kissing someone passionately, suddenly pull away and while looking deep into their eyes seductively say "This is a game... a very sexy game."
279. Excuse me, do you work for Federal Express? I couldn't help but notice you checking out my package.
280. Hey baby, you wanna play road? That's when you lay down and I blacktop you!
281. Hey baby, I just got a new waterbed! Wanna make some waves?
282. Hey baby, I'm just like Kentucky Fried Chicken, I'll do you right!
283. Excuse me, I've lost my tampon string, would you care to help me find it?
284. (Walk up to a chick and say) Excuse me... i couldn't help but noticing you undressing me with your eyes...
285. Damn girl, you look so good, I don't know whether to eat you or say hello!
286. Hey girl, you must work at KFC because you are finger licking good!
287. Hey baby, I'm a musician....wanna come see my organ?
288. Hey baby, I'm a musician....come home with me and see a great pianist!
289. Hey baby, why don't you ride me like the pony you never got for Christmas!
290. I feel like Richard Gere! Why?  Because I'm standing next to a pretty woman.
291. Nice Legs............ What time do they open?
292. Is that a rocket in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?


500 pickuplines

Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here! 
Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw. 
Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be. 
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 
My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going... 
That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you,I'd be coming too. 
Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away. 
I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it. 
I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to "tinker" around with. 
You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're the Bomb. 
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous. 
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants. 
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one? 
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. 
Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long. 
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon. 
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag. 
If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town. 
Guy: "Would you like to dance?" Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you." Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants" 
If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas, could I visit you between the Holidays? 
You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt? 
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda? 
I love every bone in your body -- especially mine. 
Excuse me, do you wanna fuck, or should I apologize. 
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. 
Do you want to dance? No? Well, I guess a fuck is out of the question. 
Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead? 
I lost my bed, can I borrow yours? 
You must be Jamaican, because "Jamaican me crazy!" 
My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead 'till hard, and serve hot. 
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long. 
You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala. 
Hey baby, I'm like American Express, you don't want to leave home without me. 
Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams. 
Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield. . . ? 
Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long. 
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. 
Was you dad a farmer? 'Cause you sure have great melons. 
Want to play conductor?? You be the train tracks and I'll go choo choo. 
You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that. 
The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue. 
Guy: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore" 
Hi, my name is Skippy, like the peanut butter I stick to the roof of your mouth. 
Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick? 
Hey you wanna go to a baseball game? I'll make you a deal, I'll kiss you on the strikes and you can kiss me on the balls. 
I'm sorry for staring, but you look like someone I used to know. 
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance? 
May I have the honor and privilege of sitting next to you? 
I won a great prize for my pick-up line. Would you like to hear it? "Hi!" 
Excuse me, I think it's time we met. 
Actually, I tend to make normal conversation rather than try to dazzle someone with a Kamikaze one-liner. 
You're the one I've been saving this seat for. 
What did you say? Oh, I thought you were talking to me? 
Do you have room in you life for a new friend? 
I just moved into the building and I was wondering if you could recommend a good restaurant in the neighborhood. Would you like to join me? 
You know, I'm not just an interesting person, I have a body, too. 
There is more than what meets the eyes. 
I would say I like you, but you'd think I was trying to pull a fast one. 
What can I do to make you mine? 
I had a dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality? 
You should be someone's wife. 
If he doesn't show, I'll be right over here. 
So there you are! I've been looking all over for you. 
I've been trying to meet a person like you for hours. 
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. 
Hey, I need your help! My mother says if I don't get a date this weekend, she's putting me up for adoption. 
Are you free tonight or will it cost me? 
Excuse me but I'm doing a report on stamina. Would you be interested in finding the true meaning of marathon? 
Of all my relationships, I like sexual the best. 
Darling, you haven't changed a bit since our divorce. 
Fine! And you? 
This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single. 
The best of me is behind me. 
The girl I'm with, oh, she's my sister. 
Would you like someone to mix with your drink? 
Would you come back to my place and pet my dog? 
Can I be your slave for tonight? 
Be different, say yes. 
I'm in advertising. Would you like to be in our next photo shoot? 
We voted you "The most Beautiful Girl Here" and the grand prize is me. 
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after. 
Motel spelled backward is letom. 
So, do you like bagels or muffins in the morning? 
Bring on the gin, we've just found the tonic. 
Can I end a sentence with a proposition? 
Hi, I'm employed. 
Mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room? 
Perhaps you recognize me from adult movies. 
There's an aura about you that's hidden, and I want to bring that aura out. 
Which is easier? Getting into those pants, or getting out of them? 
I want to bear all your children. 
Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Congressional Medal of Honor? 
Whatever you do, don't ever cut your hair! 
Are you actually beautiful or do you remind me of myself? 
Would you like to be in movies? 
Don't you know me from somewhere? 
I'm filthy rich and have 6 weeks to live. 
My rank is a naval inspector. Let's go to your place for an inspection. 
Here's your chance to get to know me. 
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex. 
I've been noticing you not noticing me. 
I'm lost. Which way to your house? 
Excuse me for not getting up. I broke my ankle falling off my polo pony. 
Are you interested in a hot slice of conversation? 
There must be something wrong with my eyes I can't take them off of you. 
You smell delicious. 
My drink is getting lonely, would you like to join me? 
Sweetness is my weakness. 
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room? 
Hi, are those really yours? 
Let's go lie down and talk about it. 
I can raise your blood pressure. 
I have season tickets to the Timberwolves. 
I am an organ donor, need anything? 
I'm fit to be tied...and caressed and kissed and... 
I know my mother would just love you. 
Today has been a dark cloud, would you care to be the silver lining? 
What time do you have to be back in heaven? 
You are truly beautiful, can you cook? 
You're what God imagined when he said "Let there be woman." 
You make my eyeballs happy. 
Did you just smile, or was that the sun coming out? 
I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours? 
This menu looks good, but you're the most delicious thing here. 
You must be the real reason for global warming. 
My sign's right-away, what's yours? 
So what are the chances that we can engage in anything besides just conversation? 
I saw your picture today...in the dictionary next to the word beautiful. 
I never knew Barbie Dolls came fully grown. 
You know what would look great on you? Me! 
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor. 
We've got to keep meeting like this. 
(To a girl that's working) What time do you get off and how? 
What are you doing later today- tomorrow and the next day? 
I've desperately am seeking someone of your caliber to explain the universe to me. 
Wouldn't we look cute on top of a wedding cake together? 
Will you marry me for an hour? 
Would you rather go out or stay in for breakfast in the morning? 
Chicks dig me - I wear colored underwear 
That's a nice shirt - can I talk you out of it? 
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them. 
Do I know you from somewhere - or is it just that you have your clothes on? 
Hi, I'm conducting a feel test of how many women have pierced nipples. 
Can I buy you a drink, or would you just like the money 
Lets do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you 
I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk 
I've had quite a bit to drink tonight & you're beginning to look pretty good! 
I've got a thirst baby, and you smell like Gatorade 
At the photocopier: "Reproducing hey? Can I help? 
You look like a girl who has heard every single line in the book - so what's one more! 
Bond. James Bond. 
Excuse me, are you ready to go home yet? 
Hi, I make more money than you can spend. 
If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you. 
I know this is going to sound like a line, but did that sound like a line? Are you disappointed? 
Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers. 
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? 
Inheriting eighty million dollars doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart. 
Excuse me, do you live around here often? 
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home together? 
What's your sign? 
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you. 
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U & I together. 
If your parents hadn't met, I'd be a very unhappy man right now. 
I feel like Richard Gere, standing here next to you, the Pretty Woman. 
Sorry, I thought you were someone else, by the way, here's my card. 
Say, didn't we go to different schools together? 
Dump him. 
Hi, my friend wants to know your name. 
Are you smiling, or do I have my contacts in wrong? 
You have the whitest teeth I have ever seen. 
May I have your autograph? 
I've been waiting my whole life for someone like you. 
Excuse me, do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk past you again? 
If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me...Please??!! 
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! 
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here. 
Pardon me, is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I keep seeing myself in your pants. 
Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!? 
Were your parents Greek gods? Because it takes two gods to make a goddess. 
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous! 
Your name is Sandra, huh? Can I call you Sandy? Really, what time? 
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot 
Have you seen (any movie)? Would you like to? 
My face is leaving in 10 minutes... are you gonna be on it or not? 
Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some? 
If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me? 
I'm new in town, could I get directions to your place? 
Miss, if you've lost your virginity, could I have the box it came in? 
Do you sleep on your front? Do you mind if I do? 
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? 
Hey baby, you want to see something swell? 
(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings. 
You know, I never was too good at math...like if I put you and I together, I'd get 69. 
You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls. 
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get! 
Hey, here's the word for the day: legs. Whatdya say we go upstairs and spread the word?! 
Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag! 
Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs. 
Make a calling card that says...Smile if you want to sleep with me! Then watch your victim try to hold back her smile. 
Hey baby! Wanna go get some pizza and screw? What you don't like pizza? 
She: (to passing man) Do you have the time? Him: Do you have the energy? 
You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book. So, what's one more? 
Her: What do you think of this (dress, sweater, blouse, etc.) Him: I like nothing better. 
You know, you've got the prettiest teeth I've ever dreamed of coming across. 
That's a really nice smile you've got, shame that's not all you are wearing. 
Why don't you surprise your room-mate/parents and not go home tonight? 
Good-looking waitress pouring a drink: Say when! : Guy: As soon as I finish this drink. 
What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that? 
I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little. 
If I weren't so romantic, I'd shoot you. 
My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place. 
Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together? 
I know a great way to burn off the calories from that pastry you just ate. 
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body? 
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets in side out...) Would you like to? 
Stand back, I'm a doctor! You go get an ambulance and I'll loosen her clothes. 
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning. 
Hey baby, wanna play carnival? That's where you sit on my face and I guess your age and weight. 
"Tickle your ass with a feather?" (What?!) "I said 'Particular nice weather?'" 
Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat. 
Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out! 
Oh, you're a bird watcher.... (Whip out your unit and ask) Well, would you take this for a swallow? 
Do you have a library card? Good, cause I wanna check you out! 
(At church during a sermon) (Put your arm around your gal...) Honey, I don't know where he is.... (Motioning to the preacher) but I do know I'm here with you. 
Baby, you look better and better each day...and tonight, you look like tomorrow! 
Hey baby, you smell, let's take a shower together! 
Hey baby, whatdya say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?!? 
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. 
Can I borrow a quarter? (Why?) Cuz I wanna call your mom and thank her! 
Let's go back to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway! 
Nice shoes. Wanna f*ck? 
Can I flirt with you? 
(Checking her shirt tag) Just making sure you were the right size! 
(Grab her ass...) Pardon me, is this seat taken? 
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? 
So.... How am I doin'? 
How bout you and me go back to my place and get you out of those wet clothes? 
Go up to a girl in a bar, and slip your arm around her, and say, "Hi Kate!" She says, "I'm not Kate!" And you say, as your hand slips a little lower, "But you sure feel like her!" 
I've had a pretty bad day, and it usually makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me? 
Overheard in a computer lab: Just because our computers are incompatible doesn't mean we are! 
Would you like Gin and platonic, or would you prefer Scotch and sofa? 
I'm really sorry about Al. It was a lovely funeral. You look ravishing in black, did you know that? What you need now is a nice backrub. Are the straps too tight, darling? How tragic. How very, very tragic. 
Hello, Susie. Your mom couldn't make it this afternoon, she asked me to pick you up and take you home. My, what a pretty dress. 
I'm on fire baby, can I run through your sprinkler? 
In the produce department: "How can you tell if these things are ripe?" 
Don't worry about it. Nothing that you've ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that we're together. 
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking? 
Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside? 
If I follow you home, will you keep me? 
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it? 
As she's leaving.... Hey aren't you forgetting something? (What?) Me! 
Have you run into any trees lately? Then how bout a root! 
I own Microsoft 
Want to see my stamp collection? 
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it isn't floppy. 
Excuse me, you have some lipstick on your tooth, mind if I lick it off? 
Do you know how to use a whip? 
Do you wash your panties with Windex? Cuz I keep seeing myself in them. 
Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world! 
How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning! 
"Hi, wanna f*ck?" (No!) "Mind lying down while I have one?" 
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good. 
Excuse me, ma'am, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be? 
"I'm sorry, were you talking to me?" (No) "Well then, please start." 
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor...what say we tie up for the night? 
You know that I would like to hear you like to sing. Her: Yeah... You: (Whip out your pud) Well, then step up to the mike! 
Pardon me, what pickup line works best with you? 
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist. 
Can I see your tan lines? 
I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there. 
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you. 
Do you have a boyfriend? Well, when you want a Man friend, come and talk to me. 
I'll bet you 10 bucks I could get all your clothes off in 30 seconds. 
If your parents hadn't met I'd be very a very unhappy man right now! 
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! Do'ya wanna do lunch? 
Hey baby, sit on my face and let me get to 'nose' you better! 
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. 
I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away! 
Is it hot in here, or is it just you? 
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on! 
Stand still so I can pick you up! 
Hi, we're taking a survey and I need your phone number. If you give it to me, I'll call you and tell you the results. 
I didn't know that angels could fly so low! 
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!! MY JAW!! 
Do you like music? (Yes) Good, I've got a great stereo in my car! 
Are you looking for Mr. Right, or Mr. Right Now? 
He: (beckons woman with finger) She: (Approaches him) He: Do you always cum when someone fingers you? 
Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit! 
Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree. 
Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face. 
Pardon me, but are those stretch marks around your mouth? 
Do you want to hear a joke that'll make you laugh your tits off? Oh, you've already heard it. 
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven. 
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet. 
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated? 
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business. 
Guy: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" "no" (guy winks) 
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family. 
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself. 
He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? He: Twice. 
Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?" 
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you. 
You make my software turn to hardware! 
As long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit. 
Hey baby, How would you like to join me in some math? We'll add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply! 
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! 
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel? 
You must be a hell of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the room 
There are 256 bones in the human body. How'd ya like one more? 
As the sun illuminates the moon and the stars, so let us illuminate each other. 
Gee Girl, your eyes remind me of crescent wrenches, every time I look into them my nuts tighten! 
Hey baby I want to take you to Hawaii. To the island of "comona, wanna, lay ya! 
If you have a fake leg, rub hers and if she says anything say, "I'm sorry, I thought that was my leg. 
Baby, if you were a flower, I would pick you! 
Hey, I just noticed you looking at me across the room. I'll give a minute to catch your breath! 
What's the best thing to come out of a penis? The wrinkles! 
Hey baby, is your name Gillette? Cuz you're the best a man can get! 
Hey baby, will it bother you if I sleep in the nude? 
Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken! 
She: You're so sweet... He: Well, it's easy to be sweet when you're talking to sugar! 
Hi, my name's coffee, cuz I'll keep you up all night! 
Hey baby, you look like you need a one-way ticket on the roly-poly express ride of love! 
Darling...I'd walk 3 miles over broken glass in bare feet to kiss the ass of the dog who pissed on the hubcap of the truck that took your panties to the cleaners. 
So...you're a girl huh? 
Hi, can I buy you several drinks? 
Excuse me, you look like my favorite porn star. 
I see that the flat tax doesn't apply to you. 
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No?) You want to go upstairs and talk? 
There's a party in my pants and you're invited. 
How do you like your eggs in the morning? How about fertilized? 
(Guy rings door with rose in hand) I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you really are. 
Inflation isn't the only thing going up around here. 
What's your name, so I'll know who I'll be dreaming about tonight. 
If your not doing anything with your lips, how would you like to talk to me? 
I suppose you've heard all the pick-up lines haven't you? 
Are you the one? 
Is the sun shining that brightly, or I am I blinded by your beauty? 
So, how many years in a row were you the beauty queen? 
Please talk to me for just a few minutes, it's good for me to be seen with a beautiful woman. 
I know there are thousands of perfect guys out there, but only four of us don't watch football. 
Go ahead, make a pass at me. 
I bet I can tell you what's on my mind. 
That's enough undressing me with your eyes, let's get out of here. 
There's a fire in my apartment. Would you like to go get warm? 
I'm available for the next hour. 
So, what time do we get off? 
Let's exchange some family values. 
If beauty were music, your be a symphony. 
Is it just me, or does everyone here have a pick-up line? 
Your voice is like music to my ears. 
Why don't I go up to your place and see you sometime? 
I saw you playing in the band, I'm play the G-string myself. 
If I could be anything, I'd be your body lotion. 
There are two things I'd like to say to you, "good night" and "good morning." 
Where were you the first time you heard this song? 
Were you checking me out or did my ego just kick in? 
So how will I see you again? 
The force has sent me over here to save you, take my hand and cum with me. 
When you need a hug or someone to talk to, I'll be there. 
I'm not picking you up, I picked you out. 
Looking at you makes my beeper start to vibrate. 
Excuse me, do you think we might have a mutual friend that might introduce us? 
How do you feel about adopting boyfriends if you don't have one of your own? 
Let's sit together and rejoice. 
My friends are leaving, but I'd love it if you gave me a reason to stay. 
Is it me, or are we the only two here not trying to score? 
No wonder the sky is gray today, all the blue is in your eyes. 
You've got a smile I'd like to wake up to. 
You make me so nervous that I've completely forgotten my pick-up line. 
Your laptop or mine? 
It's a jungle out there so let me be your guide. 
Those jeans seem to be working over time, what time do they get off? 
I'd gladly give you the shirt off my back, if you'll take the rest of me with it. 
Excuse me for starring, but I love the view. 
Is there a fire in here or are we just standing too close? 
I know you, I dreamt about you last night. 
You look like some one that I'd like to talk to. 
Let me be your coffee mug in the morning, your candy bar in the afternoon, and your cool creamy dessert at night. 
What would it take for a guy like me to go out with a girl like you? 
I'm not like all the rest of the guys here, honest. 
If we were all alone, what would you do to entertain us? 
Can I wrap you up and bring you home? 
Would you like to watch the sunrise together? 
Our chromosomes were meant to be together. 
You look like you need a real man. 
you're so hot you give me the chills. 
Your mind is what interests me the most. 
I never pass up the opportunity to say hello to a beautiful woman. 
The last time I say you I was dreaming. 
You don't have to play the lottery to get lucky. 
If you got those eyes from your mother, I know why your dad married her. 
You're hotter than Texan asphalt on a summer day. 
Are you the most beautiful person here or is that just my opinion? 
Damn, baby, if beauty were a crime you'd be doing life. 
Trust me, I'm trained in oral hygiene. 
I'm on smile patrol, you have exceeded the smile speed limit. 
What's your blood type? 
Your opportunity for total fulfillment has arrived. 
You don't know me, but you'd like to. 
I think I was your blanket in a previous life. 
I'd love to be a bar of soap in your shower. 
You look so sweet your giving me a tooth ache.